Showing posts with label jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jobs. Show all posts

September 19, 2025

Breaking Fake News Update (v20)

Fake News Broke on September 19, 2025!

It seems we're going to be in for a continuing bumpy ride with the Bureau of Labor Statistics reporting in the coming weeks or months. Well, truth be told, it's already a bumpy ride there, as the FOTUS told us the numbers we'd received this week were bad and he fired a BLS official, or the fault of the Federal Reserve, and that we have to wait a year for the good numbers. And now, we have new concerns that have led to today's fake news update.

Since the shocking murder of Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk - just the latest episode of political violence in the US - there's been a concerted effort on the part of the FOTUS and his administration (JD Vance, Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Pam Bondi, and others), Republican elected officials, talking heads (including Miller's wife), and just regular Joes to root out so-called 'haters' of Kirk and 'celebrators' of his murder, and get them fired for comments they made primarily, but not exclusively, on their personal social media pages. 

Between the folks doing the doxxing and those getting doxxed, there's lots of lost productivity, fewer people in the workforce, and a potential for the unemployment rate to increase.

Educators, reporters, editors, analysts, moms and dads, government employees, employees of private companies, comedians, medical professionals - pretty much across the board, folks are being doxxed and blasted for ALLEGEDLY making negative comments. Some clearly did, according to reports. But others? Not so much. People are being investigated, disciplined, or fired simply for quoting Charlie Kirk's own words. A favorite? His comment about some gun deaths being OK to protect the Second Amendment.

And it goes further than that - tourists may be refused entry to the US; a Congressman has suggested anyone who speaks ill of Kirk's death be banned from all social media platforms, and that media companies can be shut down if they don't comply. 

It's out of control, folks, it truly is. Again, there's no question some people have reacted with joy at Kirk's death, as is their right. Many others, though, have merely expressed an opinion that's not to the liking of the powers-that-be. I have no idea when this will stop; it likely won't until everyone in the universe who is not celebrating the life of Charlie Kirk or mourning his death in a manner deemed appropriate by folks who haven't issued any guidelines on what exactly we're allowed to think or say about this issue.  

Honestly? it's a #goodthingimretiredtheycantgetmefired

Who knows how many will lose their jobs, and who knows what kind of celebration will be hosted at the White House when the scope of this effort is realized? I suspect we won't know that until next year, when the "good numbers" are issued.

In the meantime, when fake news breaks, we'll have it here. 

May 21, 2022

NEW AMERICA SURVEY

On Thursday, I posted a draft letter to Florida Man Ron DeSantis, governor of the Sunshine State. The letter was copied liberally (progressively? extremistly?) from a letter my husband received from DeSantis; it asked for opinions on the state of the country, and of course, for a generous donation. 

Today, I'm sharing a revised survey, modeled very closely after the one My Sweet Baboo received from DeSantis. I'm sending my letter and the survey off to Tallahassee, with a return envelope so he can send his reply and his most generous donation to me to help return Sane Americans to power across the land.

Sane Americans
NEW AMERICA SURVEY

REGISTERED TO: 
Gov. Ron DeSantis
400 S. Monroe St.
Tallahassee, FL 32399-0001 

Registered Survey Number: 8675309 RWNJ O8iCuR12

**HELP SAVE OUR COUNTRY *** HELP SAVE OUR COUNTRY**


Survey Instructions: Please answer each question in the survey. Once you have completed your survey, please seal it in the envelope provided along with your special gift of $5,000, $2,900, $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50, or even $35 to Veritable Pastiche and return immediately.

For EACH question, select from the following responses.
a. Damn Straight, Skippy!
b. HELL to the NO!
c. I'm clueless on this one

SECTION ONE: The Conservative Media, Small Government, and Free Speech
1. Do you believe the Conservative Media, Hollywood D-listers, and the extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs are hostile to Sane Americans? ___

2. Do you believe the "small government" extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs are hostile to people who care enough to think themselves? ___

3. Do you believe the biased Conservative Media is: unfair to Sane Americans, reports bald-faced lies as facts; are enemies of our Great Country; and are friends of our enemies? ___

4. Do you believe that "small government" extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs and their political correctness are ruining our Great Country? ___

5. Do you believe that forcing women to have children, arresting them for leaving their states to receive medical care, allowing professionals - including doctors - to refuse service to people they don't like, 'cancelling' American companies, and instigating an insurrection against our Capitol are "small government" principles? ___

6. Do you support the collective efforts of the Small Government extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs and their Conservative Media Partners to tear down our Country and promote foreign dictators? ___

SECTION TWO: The Right-wing Nut Job Agenda
7. Do you believe true Republicans are caving to the demands of the extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs who control the GOP, and they all refuse to work with Democrats and the President? __

8.  Do you support the extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs and their "small government" efforts to steal our freedoms and bring authoritarian rule to America? ___

9. Do you support the extremist Right-wing Nut Jobs and their fight to allow elections to be overturned if they don't win, their continued promotion of The Big Lie - that the 2020 election was stolen - and their loyalty to their chosen leader, Donald Trump, over their oath to protect and defend our Great Country? ___

10. Do you support allowing individual parents to try and control what is taught to all children in public schools? ___

11. Do you support taking taxpayer money from public schools and using it to pay for tuition at private schools - including religious schools? ___

SECTION THREE: Sane American Priorities 
12. Do you favor having all people – the living breathing ones, and the bricks-and-mortar or web-only ones that most Sane Americans realize are not people too – pay their fair share of taxes to support our Great Country and promote our American ideals and values? ___

13. Do you support Sane American efforts that are reasonable, bipartisan, and aggressive, t0 fully address all the immigration issues we face? ___

14. Do you support Sane American efforts to stop spending on new programs until we first ensure existing programs for supporting Americans in their efforts at achieving their American Dream are accessible, working as designed, and not riddled with fraud? ___

15. Do you support Sane American efforts to level the tax collection playing field by:
  • taxing income without all the 'social engineering' deductions that most Americans enjoy; 
  • removing the special tax and accounting rules that allow the richest Americans and multi-billion-dollar corporations to skirt their responsibilities; 
  • and fully funding the IRS to identify tax fraud and recoup the nearly trillion dollars in taxes that go uncollected each year? ___
16. Do you support Sane American priorities, including: 
  • accessible, affordable health care for all; accessible, affordable health insurance for all, including a public option; 
  • the freedom to control your own body; freedom to seek health care outside your state's borders; 
  • fair trade agreements that position American consumers as the primary beneficiaries;
  • regulatory policies that prioritize protecting Americans and not picking corporate winners and losers; 
  • education policies that work for all Americans, prepare them for the future, and better position us in the global economy; 
  • a strong military, but one that does not necessitate dangerously limiting necessary social programs; 
  • and a secure Homeland, protected from foreign AND domestic threats? ___
17. Will you support Veritable Pastiche’s campaign to win back Sane American majorities in both the House and Senate, elect more Sane American governors, and win sweeping victories up and down the ballot in the next election? __

SURVEY CERTIFICATION AND REPLY

Thank you, Governor DeSantis, for fighting back against the extremist, Right-wing Nut Jobs and their Conservative Media allies. I want to stop the RWNJs from building their Extremist New America, with less individual liberty for Sane Americans, and I know this survey will be a great first stop in the process. 

And thank you, Governor DeSantis, for your most generous contribution of $5,000, $2,900, $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50, or even $35 to Veritable Pastiche. I promise you, this money will be put to good use immediately as we move ahead to bring more sanity to our Great Country!

NOTICE: Contributions to Veritable Pastiche 
are not deductible for federal income tax purposes. 
Please make your personal checks payable to Veritable Pastiche. 
Thank you.

Sincerely, and sanely,
Veritable Pastiche

July 24, 2020

TGIF 7/24/20

A bunch of random stuff to mull over as the 'work week', however that's defined for you, comes to a close.

The NFL Team Formerly Known as the Washington Redskins will be known, this year anyway, as the Washington Football Team.

Why, you ask? Well, there apparently are some trademark and licensing stuff, plus logos and stuff, plus who knows, maybe generating more interest waiting for the new name to be revealed?

And, speaking of waiting, in case you can't, here's a bone you can gnaw on, if you like, that suggests the new name has been chosen, and perhaps why there might be some legal stuff to deal with.

Let's see, what else do we have?
  • Regular math, not Andrew Yang MATH: did you know that the average maximum weekly unemployment benefit for the 50 states, DC and Puerto Rico is less than $500? Or that only nine states pay extra unemployment for someone who has dependents?  Or that only thirteen states pay at least a "living wage" ($600/week, the equivalent of $15/hour for 4o hours) in unemployment (with or without dependents) Or that Kentucky's maximum is higher than New York's? The figures don't include the extra (and effectively expired) COVID-19 pandemic benefit of $600 per week. 
  • The entire assembled teams of the New York Yankees and the Washington Nationals took a knee before the National Anthem last night - and the world didn't stop spinning, except for lots of people on social media. And, staying with baseball for one more item, the Toronto Blue Jays will play most of their home games in Buffalo, where they have a Triple-A affiliate. The reason? Concerns about the coronavirus, of course, which prevented them from being able to travel to and from their home stadium. (Not for nothing, there's a ban on travel across the US/Canada border which is preventing people from working, being present for the birth of their children and so on).
  • The president may or may not have asked his Ambassador to the UK to ask the Brits to see about holding a British Open at Trump's Turnberry course in Scotland. Both Trump and the ambassador say it didn't happen. Golf Magazine justifies the ask by saying that according to their rankings, Turnberry is #17 on their Top 100 Courses in the World list. If that's true, they can do it when Trump's out of office.
  • The FDIC has relaxed regulations related to banks hiring people with minor criminal records, "expanding the pool of potential candidates and leveling the playing field for aspiring bank workers." Going forward, folks with offenses like small dollar theft (less than a grand) or possession of fake identification, can be hired without a waiver; around 100 or so waivers were requested annually.
And, I'll leave you with the funniest thing I saw all week. 

TGIF, everyone.

July 20, 2020

Sunday School Extra Credit 7/19/20

For today's Extra Credit, we're picking up the action from the Fox News Sunday exclusive Chris Wallace interview with the president. The first part of the interview is in yesterday's Sunday School entry.

After spending quite a bit of time on coronavirus-related issues, and some time on the Confederate flag and Confederate heroes, and defunding schools, they moved deeper into education.

For example, on where the president saw that our children were being taught to hate our country:
I just look at - I look at school. I watch, I read, I look at the stuff. Now they want to change 1492, Columbus discovered America. You know, we grew up, you grew up, we all did, that's what we learned. Now they want to make it the 1619 projet. Where did that come from? What does it represent? I don't even know - (Wallace said it was about slavery.) That's what they're saying, but they don't even know. They just want to make a change. Cancel culture - I hate the term, actually, but I use it. 
Wallace interjected again, asking if they are being taught to hate America.
Yes, I think so. Look at the professors. Look at what's going on in the colleges. If a conservative goes on a college - and look, we have as many as them. Excuse me, I think to the best of my knowledge, we're sitting at the White House and the Oval Office is right behind me. We have as many as them. (Who's 'them' Wallace asked) The liberal radical left, and I'm not talking all - I think liberal, I could tell you I like a lot of liberal people. I like a lot of liberal governors and senators, but Chris, we have the radical left destructive ideology and that's being taught in our schools. And don't act like you're surprised to hear this - there are books written about it, and we can't let that go on. We can't let them change the true meaning of what we're all about and that's what they're trying to do and I don't want it to happen. Not on my watch. It's not going to happen on my watch.
On the latest Fox News poll, which shows the president losing to Joe Biden (-8), and losing on handling the coronavirus (-17), race relations (-21) and even on the economy (-1):
First of all, I'm not losing because those are fake polls. They were fake in 2016 and now they're even more fake. The polls were much worse in 2016.
Huh? They're more faker now, but they were way more worser in 2016?
They interviewed 22% Republicans. Well, how do you do 22% Republican? You see what's going on. I have other polls that put me... We have polls where I'm leading. I have a poll where we're leading in every swing state. And I don't believe that your - I - first of all, the Fox polls, whoever does your Fox polls, they're among the worst. They got it all wrong in 2016. They've been wrong on every poll I've ever seen. (Wallace interjects, I- I must tell you) No, I'm telling just telling you. And-  and let me - let me ask you this. So, on the economy. So I've always led the economy by a lot. (Wallace said he was surprised by the numbers). Biden can't put two sentences together. They wheel him out. He goes up. He repeats - they ask him questions. He reads a teleprompter. And then he goes back into the basement. You tell me the American people want to have that, in an age where we're in trouble with other nations that are looking to do numbers on us.
On whether Trump thinks Biden is senile:
I don't want to say that. I say that he's not competent to be president. To be president, you have to be sharp and tough and so many other things. That - he doesn't even come out of his basement. They think, oh, this is a great campaign. So he goes in. I'll then make a speech. It'll be a great speech. And some young guys start writing. Vice President Biden said this, this, this. He didn't say it. Joe doesn't know he's alive, OK? He doesn't know he's alive. Do the American people want that, number one.
And, (having nothing to do with Joe Biden), there's number two.
Number two, I build the greatest economy ever built anywhere in the world, not only in this country, anywhere in the world, until we got hit with the China virus. We got hit with a virus. Shouldn't have happened. And we had to close up. We saved millions of lives. Now we've opened it up. Got to go back to school. We're open. We've got to do things. We had the best jobs numbers we've ever had last month. We should have good ones coming up in two weeks. Look, I built the greatest economy in history. I'm now doing it again. You see the numbers. The numbers are through the roof. 
And then there's the meanies on the other side.
The Democrats are purposely keeping their schools closed, keeping their states closed. I called Michigan. I want to have a big rally in Michigan. Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Michigan? Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Minnesota? Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Nevada? We're not allowed to have rallies in these Democrat-run states. (Wallace said some would say it's a health risk). Some people would say, fine. (And, Wallace pointed out there were issues after Tulsa).  But I - but I guarantee you, if everything was gone 100%, they still wouldn't allow it. They're not allowing me to do it. So they're not - they're not allowing me to have rallies... And I'll do it a different way. 
And yes, you typically do things in a different way, don't you, Sir?

I'll have a bonus round for all of you distance learners later. Stay safe in the meantime, and yes, there will be a quiz this week.

Stay safe.

June 12, 2020

OrangeVerse LIV: There's a Plan for That

Can you stand one more volume from last Friday's Rose Garden appearance by the president?

Come on, I know you can do it! 


To whet your appetite, here's the first volume, and here's the second one, if you want to just skim and get back into the swing of presidential poetry... 

OK - ready to go again? 

Save Me, Donny!
I just want to finish by saying:
To save the economy, we passed
several pieces of critical pieces of
legislation totaling many trillions
of dollars - meaning, three. 
We're set up to do more 
if we want. I think we
should because we - 
we are dominant. 

Bystanding
For many
years as a
bystander 
but somebody
that loved government,
somebody that loved this country
I would watch and study and see and just, 
you know - when I say "study,"
naturally study, 
by watching.

What Doesn't Kill You Makes Me Stronger
We're going to be stronger than we were
when we were riding high. And our
stock market is almost - it's just
short of an all-time high.
I've had 144 all-time high
stock markets during a three
and a half year period. Nobody
has ever come close to that. And
we're going to do it again but it's
going to be even stronger than last time.

I See Good Numbers
When I would say
that to you, two three
months ago - I could see
what's happened I have good
- I've always done well with numbers
but I had a feel for it. I said it even the other
day. I was saying I think we're going to have a tremendous
next year, I think it's going to be a phenomenal next year. I didn't
know it would start this quickly...  I thought it would start in August,
September but it started very early. Amazing - it's an amazing thing.

Return of the Jobs
But it means they're likely to return
and all of these jobs that we're talking
about now aren't even included
because some of our biggest
places aren't opened.
They're opening up now. I think
New York is opening up like as of
today, and that's one of our
big ones. New Jersey
They're all working hard.
The governors are all working hard.

A Mobilization Like No Other 
We mobilized.
Nobody has never seen anything like it,
just like the Second World - there hasn't been
a mobilization like this since the Second World War - 
especially ventilators, because it's hard. It's big, it's complex -
very complete machinery, computerized all over the place and very
expensive. And we're building thousands a week. Right now we're building
thousands a week. We have all we can use. No governor - you hear the calls; 
you listen in on those calls. Frankly, you're invited to if you want - but 
you do anyway, even if you're not invited. 
And you see what's going on. 
Every governor - there's not been 
one patient in this entire massive
country - and we didn't have ventilators
when we started. The cupboards were empty.
The previous administration left us empty cupboards.

Damn the Flaming, Full Speed Ahead!!
So we want
the continued
blanket lockdown
to end for the states.
We may have some embers
or some ashes or we may have some
flames coming but we'll put them out.
We'll stomp them out. We... 
understand this now. We'll
stomp them out, and
we'll stomp them 
out very, very 
powerfully.

The R Word 
So we've made a big step in our comeback. 
This was always going to be - three months
ago, I said to you "This is a very important
period" - this June period - because we're
going t0 learn whether or not this is
a very big powerful "R" word - 
"recession" - or whether this is a
hurricane that we recover from
very quickly - we recover from
in a matter of weeks or days.
And we've learned. We've learned.
Again, as good as these numbers are
the best numbers are yet to come 
because so many areas
are still closed or very partially closed.
Very few, actually, are fully open. These
numbers are with states - 50 states -
and very few are fully open, even
the ones that are very out there
are not fully fully opened. 
So we're going to have some
tremendous numbers coming in. 

Nobody Puts Melania In A Trailer
When you look at the ridership in the airlines, 
what they've gone - they went from 2% to a number
that if it's correct, I'd be surprised actually but it's a very
high number. It's great. People are traveling. And you know what?
They're traveling in the United States. And they're also driving. And they're
building the trailers. They're building a lot of things. The're driving. 
People are  - people are driving. I may have to buy one of 
those things, drive around town. Maybe I'll drive back 
to New York with our First Lady in a trailer.
What do they call that? 

Contagious Magnetism
Now, we didn't know
the second part. We
knew it was highly
contagious because it
spread like fire.
But we didn't know that it hit
certain groups of people.  That
helps us so much in testing and other things.
So we're going to protect our elderly. 
We're going to protect, especially
our elderly with problems, whether
it's heart or diabetes or any problem.
It's like a magnet. I mean you're elderly
and you have diabetes or a bad heart it's
it's like a magnet. They say if you're - 
if you're heavy. So I say 
"Thank goodness
I'm in perfect shape. Thank goodness."
But if you're - if you're heavy, it's not good. 
It's a brutal, brutal thing.

The Logistics of War
We're going to have a vaccine soon.
I said it along time ago, based on knowledge - based on knowledge.
I'm - I'm meeting with these geniuses.  Based on knowledge, I said
a long time ago, I said, "by the end of the year." I think it's going to be
a lot sooner than that. And just finishing about vaccines,
we have mobilized the logistics arm of our military. 
We can move hundreds of thousands of men
and women in a very short time. 
The vaccine is easy, by compare.
But we can move hundreds of thousands.
It's meant for war. It's not meant for this, 
but we have our war with 
the invisible enemy. 
It's meant for war, but
we can move hundreds of thousands.
Hun - think of that: Hundreds of thousands
in a very short time. The same people
are doing the vaccine and
they're fully mobilized.

"Thank You, Nancy and Chuck"
I want to thank the Democrats.
We had essentially unanimous votes
I think in the Senate and the House. Right?
Whether it's unanimous or very close. 
It's a lot of people.
But I want to thank the Democrats. 
We worked together on it great.
And I hope we can get along with Democrats.
It's been a disaster, in terms of relationship but
I hope we can get along because it's a great thing for our country.
We did all of these numbers and all of this greatness.
We have the greatest economy we've ever had.
It will soon be greater than it was even before.

But Wait - There's A Pandemic???
We did this with discord. 
We did this with a Senate and a House
that were not dealing with us and
we weren't dealing with them either.
The level of - of - let's just say the war-like po-
posture is ridiculous because we have a great country.
It would make a difference if we could get along.
And maybe we can and maybe we can't. 
I mean there are a lot of differences.
We want low taxes.
We want closed borders. 
We want people to come in 
but they have to come in through a merit.
They want open borders. 
You can't have open borders 
especially now when you have a pandemic.

Open The Door, and Let Me In
So we have a lot of things
to work with the Democrats. 
If we could work along with them,
it would be great.
If we don't, we're going to
do great as a country anyway.
We're going to do great anyway.
But if we could work along with the Democrats -
and I'm open to it. People say
I wouldn't be open why would I be open?
They did things that 
they never should have done.
And you know what I'm talking about. 
Should have never done.
But I'm totally open to it.

A Man With A Plan
And by the way, what's happened
to our country and what you see now -
it's been happening - 
is the greatest thing that can happen
for race relations, for the African American community,
for the Asian American, for the Hispanic American community
for women, for everything - because our country is so strong, 
and that's what my plan is.
We're going to have the strongest economy
in the world. We are almost there now. 
We had the strongest economy anywhere in the world
and now we're going to have an economy that's even stronger.


June 9, 2020

OrangeVerse LII: Numbers Are My Friends

The president's Rose Garden appearance last Friday was surely memorable. 

It might have been a bill signing, it might have been a campaign rally, it might have been delusions of greatness or maybe it was just delusional, I can't tell for sure. I just know that it was poetry delayed: two other remark-able presidential moments from the presidential road trip to Maine the same day were up before day's end, while this one took several days to make it to the White House website. 

Vaccine Math is Fun
...we have ready to go, in terms of
transportation and logistics - we have over
two million ready to go, if it checks out for safety.
And it's also - the nice part is we have four companies - I 
guess you could say seven or eight companies - that are 
doing something similar and some very different on 
the vaccine front and some similar and some somewhat 
different on the therapeutic front. So tremendous 
progress is being made on that.  And I think even without 
that - and I have to say, even without that, and I don't think 
you're going to be having to use that in the future, that 
statement, "even without" because I think they're going to have it. 
But we're going to be back, and we're opening up our country.

Sir, It's Carly Rae Jepsen on Line One 
And you have to remember one other thing
very importantly: I think it's extremely
 important for you to remember that
many of our states are closed or al-
most closed. Some of the big ones
- New York, New Jersey - they'll 
start; they're starting now 
to get open I hope. And
I hope they also use
our National
Guard. 
Call 
me. 

Be Best, All You Categories!
This is a great tribute. What we're announcing
today is a tremendous tribute to equality. We're
bringing our jobs back. You know, when we had our
tremendous numbers, and when we had - just prior to the
China plague that floated in, we had numbers, the best in history,
for African Americans, for Hispanic American, and for Asian American,
and for everybody. Best for women.
Best for people without a diploma
young people without a diploma. 
I mean, so many different categories.

Not Cristobal, Crystal Ball!
And the only thing that can stop us is bad policy.
Frankly, left-wing bad policy of raising taxes and
Green New Deals and all of the things that you
have been writing about long and hard, that 
will stop it like you wouldn't believe. And frankly
it's holding it back. If - if there were no possibility
that that can happen - and I like to be an optimistic
person; I think we're looking very good. I think even
before today, our polls were - the polls that I've seen
and the polls that we do, we're looking very good.

All the Months of the Year
Nobody has ever seen anything -
I think it was incredible in a couple
of ways. Number one the numbers are great
and this leads us on to a long period of growth. 
We'll have the greatest - we'll go back to having 
the greatest economy anywhere in the world... 
And I think we're going to have a
very good upcoming few months. 
I think you're going to have a
very good August,
a very good July
but a spectacular -
maybe spectacular
September, but
a spectacular
October
November
December.

Get Me to the OR - STAT!
But we were strong. it's sort of like
when you go in for an operation - if a person
is healthy - healthy - we were healthy.  We had the
greatest economy in the world. We went in for an operation.
We closed our country down. We closed it down. 
We saved, possibly, two million, two
and a half million lives. Now, it could
have been a million lives. I don't think
anything less than that. But if you think
we're at 105 million today -105,000 today
that would mean, the lowest number,
it would be ten times that amount.
And I think everybody believes the
least - if we went "herd," as they
say. And if you look at Brazil
they're having a very hard time.
And by the way, they kept 
bringing up Sweden;
it's come back to
haunt Sweden.
Sweden is having a terrible time.

Trading Places
You know,
we - we made
a great trade deal - great.
They're going to buy 250 billion
dollars' worth of product. And by the way
they are online. They're doing okay. But the ink
wasn't dry on that deal when the - when the plague floated in.
"What's going on?" "A plague is floating in from China." "What's going
on?"  So the ink wasn't dry, so I guess I view the trade deal a little bit
differently than I did three months ago. It's a great day. I will say
they are buying a lot from us. And, in that way, I respect.
And getting along with China would be a good thing.
I don't know if that's going to happen. I'll let you 
know. We'll let you know. 

What's YOUR Favorite Shape?
And now we're opening,
and we're opening with a bang.
And we've been talking about the "V."
This is better than a "V."
This is a rocket ship.
This is far better than a "V."
A "V" is wonderful.
A "V" is this;
They were talking about,
"Will it be a "V," a "U," an "L"?
They had no idea.

Indeed. No idea, whatsoever. I'll have the second half of this tomorrow - more fun stuff, I promise. 

May 9, 2020

Trump in Transition (v44): The Proper Treatment

Earlier this week, I watched ABC News anchor David Muir interview the president. I pulled the transcript to make sure that what I heard was really what the president said. 

Right from the very first question, Trump did what Trump does: lie, deflect, self-promote - things we are, sadly, so very used to. I recommend setting beverages aside while reading this one.

after mentioning Trump's widely reported statement that "the decision to open the economy is the biggest decision I've ever had to make," Muir asked the president how we save livelihoods without risking more lives. Trump wasted no time being Trump.
Well, I think actually the decision to close the country was the biggest decision I've ever had to make, and I've said that very loud and clear. I mean, we had the greatest economy in history, in the history of the world, not only our economy, it was our greatest economy. Best employment numbers, best numbers in every single way. And they said, sir, we have to close the country... But the biggest decision I've ever had to make is closing the country, and certainly this is now also a big decision but the people want to go back to work.
Now, if he had said that closing the country was the biggest decision, wouldn't you think there would be searchable proof that didn't tie back to this very interview?

Asked if he believed lives could be lost to reopen the country, he started out OK, saying "It's possible there will be some because you won't be locked into an apartment or a house or whatever it is" and he even talked about the increase in suicides that could come from the quarantine, but that "we have to bring it back and that's what we're doing. Again we're going to do it safely." 

A normal president, or pretty much any human being, would have stopped there, having answered the question. But not this one.
And not in all cases but most of the governors are working very much with us on this. We've had a very good relationship pretty much with all the governors because we’ve produced like nobody's ever produced before. What we've done with ventilators, and by the way testing which has been a tremendous success, even though we don't get the proper treatment on it... Nobody's ever done -- this is the biggest mobilization since World War Two and it's -- it's been incredible.
Muir tried to get an answer to whether people going back to work should have access to testing or "do they have to go back to work, having faith in their leaders and you, Mr. president, that the workplace will be safe?" Trump talked about some new data on testing, noting among other things that "it's also, every importantly, we have the best testing. We have the best testing."  Which wasn't an answer, so Muir tried again. Workers "should have no problem" getting tested, Trump said, adding,
And as good as this is, we're even getting better. We came up - don't forget, the cupboard was bare. The other administration - the last administration left us nothing. We didn't have ventilators, we didn't have medical equipment, we didn't have testing. The tests were broken. You saw that. We had broken tests. They left us nothing. And we've taken it and we have built an incredible stockpile - a stockpile like we've never had before.
Muir fought back again, asking what Trump did "to restock those cupboards."

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Well, I'll be honest. I have a lot of things going on. We had a lot of people that refused to allow the country to be successful. They wasted a lot of time on Russia, Russia, Russia. That turned out to be a total hoax. Then they did Ukraine, Ukraine and that was a total hoax, then they impeached the president of the United States for absolutely no reason, and we even had 197-to-nothing vote by the Republicans.
And essentially, the same thing by the -- by the, if you take a look at the Senate and the House, I mean it was the same thing. Look, what they've done and now they continue to do it. Remember this: when you see these numbers and testing, you're probably even surprised because I watch Chuckie Schumer get on television, and they have sound bites.
No matter what you do, it's never good enough. But you don't hear about ventilators anymore. That was a big problem. You don't hear about testing much anymore but the other night I saw him go on a show of a very unfunny comedian, and he looks at the camera, says, “testing testing.” They will complain, no matter how good we did. If we took these numbers -- 7 million. This is 7 million tests.
And if I doubled or tripled it, they’d still say -- because it's a sound bite. Because they want to try and win an election, which hopefully they won't win because they're going to double everybody -- the taxes are going to double. All the problems that are going to have, and you're going to be back into a bad economy. We had the greatest economy ever, and we're going to do it again.
Just under 300 words, to avoid having to say only four words: "Nothing. I did nothing."

As to whether he agreed with my Sonofa Gov Andrew Cuomo that governors who were trying to reopen might have to stop, or "turn off the valve...slow things down" if they see spikes in key metrics.
No, I don't know -- I’d have to see his full statement. But look we've gotten along very well. Don't forget Governor Cuomo last week said the President and the federal government had done -- have done a phenomenal job. He said that. A phenomenal job.
Huh?
I can only tell you what he said last week. I mean, David, I can only tell you what he said last week. I mean, it wasn't - two years ago. He said the President and the federal government have done a phenomenal job. That was the word he used and he's right.
We built him 2,900 beds. We moved the ship in. Now, they didn't use it too much, which I'm frankly happy about because they didn't need it because we were right about the numbers. We were actually right about the numbers, but we took the Javits Convention Center and made it into a major hospital in a period of four days. So, he's been you know he's been actually very nice, I think.
Muir tried a third time, and Trump talked about Westchester County and how the state did well there, "... it was actually quite a good job." So, we still don't know whether Trump agrees or disagrees with what Cuomo said. These are not hard questions, folks, that the president isn't answering.

After talking about the models and the projected numbers of cases and mortality (Trump says they've been wrong from day one, in both directions), it was time to blame China for a sec, and then he said, "just one thing, if I could."
I think the American people have to consider themselves now -- and I am considering them to be warriors. We are warriors. We are fighting a war against an invisible enemy. We are warriors, and we have to go back to work and that's what they want to do.
YES! I am a warrior princess! I need a costume and a cape! 

Comparing today to the 1918 pandemic, Trump said this is "Not as lethal, individually, but more contagious." He went on to say that no one's seen anything like it before, and 
The people of this country have done a great job. But now I'm looking at them, and I think they're looking at themselves, as being warriors.
We're warriors. We're fighting something that should have never happened but it's an invisible enemy, and it's tough and it's smart. So -- will it happen to other people? Yes, it could happen to me and it could happen to you. And I'm prepared for that. But look, we're out and we're distancing. We're far away, and a lot of things are happening. We've changed... We’re gonna get back to our normal life... I hope it’s gonna be soon. 
And then, it was time to talk about one of his favorite things.
Somebody said to me like, everybody’s longing for the rallies. We all have a lot of fun at my rallies. And -- I hope we can do that soon. I mean, I hope we can do that. I can’t have a rally with, you know, 7 seats in between everybody. And I hope we can do that soon. The rallies are the least of it, but you know, people are asking me all the time. Just last night, I got three calls -- “When are we gonna do a rally?” I said, “Just relax. Take it easy.” But we’re gonna do -- I hope before the election.
He moved on to how need sporting events, in full arenas. Trump recounted a call he had with sports owners about having full arenas. And, he said
You know, the virus will pass. There'll be more death, that the virus will pass, with or without a vaccine. And I think we're doing very well on the vaccines but, with or without a vaccine, it's going to pass, and we're going to be back to normal. But it's been a rough process. There is no question about it.
Muir wondered how bad it was going to get, the jobs numbers and whatnot.
Well, that is what it is. And you know, it's very interesting. Even the Democrats aren't blaming me for that.... The third quarter, I think, is going to be -- I call it a transition quarter. A lot of people -- you see it. I’ll tell you what. I got on the plane today, there was such spirit. People are starting to feel -- we land in Arizona, I leave from DC, I get calls from everybody, all over the country. I just spoke to the governor of Florida. Florida is really active.
I mean, a lot of these states are really getting back into gear. There's a spirit out there right now that's pretty incredible. But even the Democrats, they're not hitting me with “Oh gee, it's your fault” from that standpoint. Nobody's blaming me. What I want to do is, we have a transition period coming. I think the fourth quarter will be very good. And I think next year is going to be one of the best years we've ever had, economically. There is a pent-up demand that's incredible. The oil's going back up. We're going to start saving some energy jobs. I really think next year is going to be one of the best years we've ever had. Watch it happen.
Muir noted that lots of people, "they're just trying to get through next week, or the next dinner they put on the table."
Well, we've done a lot for that. We've done our small business, as you know, our PPP, paycheck, if you want to call it that, where small businesses are given billions of dollars, so that they can take care of their employees. We've done a lot of other -- look, we've done $2 trillion. And it's actually close to three if you really add it up but $2 trillion has been approved, and we'll probably do more. It's a stimulus. It's to keep people employed, to keep small businesses open.
We just saved the airlines. We just put up 25 billion and 25 billion we're saving the airlines. They are paying a price for it, but we're saving the airlines. The airlines were doing the best business they've ever done, David, the best. And then one day, boom, they have no business left. I mean it's gone. So we just saved the airlines... the markets are working. It's a beautiful thing. 
Look, I think that you're gonna have a very, very terrific transition third quarter. I see it happening. The spirit I see now. People are calling. It's an incredible spirit that's going on, and I'm a person that believes in spirit because you need spirit for success.
Muir tried to turn the conversation away from corporations and back to people, who maybe haven't gotten their stimulus checks or their unemployment, or were eating donated food. Trump said he wanted to give unemployment money directly to the people, but "the Democrats wanted it to go through the system." And lots of states have old equipment that can't handle the process. 
You know, you have really well managed states in this country, and you have some that aren't so well managed, but they have the money. They have to get the money out. Again, I would have rather sent the money directly. They wanted it to go through the unemployment, through the system and exactly what I said. I told you, I told you a lot of people exactly what I said has happened in some cases, where the equipment can’t handle the money. But it's going to get out. That's the state's problem. But we’ll take over that problem if they don't get the money out soon.
He doesn't mention the delay in getting newly approved administrative money to the states, among other issues with getting all of the stimulus money out, because that wouldn't look good.

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But nothing would make his next answer look good. The question was "how difficult it has been to balance" projecting optimism and hope with honesty on how "dire" things would be.
It's a very good question and it's a very difficult situation, and I have a media that's extremely hostile. And they have been from before I got elected, you know that, that's why it was called a miracle because I had a hostile media, which Republicans do but I had more than any other -- you know, I even had a, you know, group of Republicans that have lost to me so badly they formed committees. They're a dying breed, but I've had tremendous lack of support from Democrats. They should -- we should all be in this together.
I thought the one thing this is different at -- and what I really thought much different. I thought the Democrats -- because this is a crisis. I thought the Democrats would come together and work with us. They really don't. I see Schumer, you know, the guy is a loser from New York. Schumer’s up there the other day. He doesn't know anything about testing, and he's on a show, and he's going testing, testing, testing. He didn't see charts like this, he doesn't see that. He probably knows. I'm sure he knows, but it's a soundbite. It's a political sound bite. 
They don't use the ventilators anymore now they use the testing but now we've solved testing better than any country in the world. And they should be saying, Great job, not use it as a sound bite when they know it's not true. It's not good. So the one thing I'm most disappointed with, I never expected much from the media and I have to say this, you are included in this group. I know some great journalists; you’ve been very fair to me. 
I know some great journalists, but I know the vast majority. I've seen things that are so bad and so corrupt and so dishonest. It's a shame, especially when it comes to something like this, because our country needs spirit. And they should be given them the facts as to the positive. They can report the positive, there is positive also. There’s horrible death that should have never happened. It should have never have been let out of China. It should have been stopped. It could have been stopped right there, when I talk about putting out the fires. They should have stopped it. 
They didn't. They didn't know how. They probably made a big mistake. Maybe it was in confidence, maybe it was they made a mistake. Whatever it was, it wasn't good. It was very unfortunate. And you got to understand, I had just made a tremendous trade deal months before with China, where they're paying us billions and billions of dollars a month. And I made that, but to me, this supersedes trade deals.
And when Muir asked whether there was an intelligence failure, that we "didn't know the scope of this," there was more about China, and no one agreeing with him on closing the border (although previously he said others said he had to), and more, and then there was this.
Now, at the same time, I want to be optimistic. I don't want to be Mr. Gloom and Doom. It's a very bad subject. I'm not looking to tell the American people when nobody really knows what's happening yet, Oh, this is going to be so tragic. I want to be -- aside from everything else, and I'm going to use a term, and some people love it. and some people hate it, but I love it. I want to be a cheerleader for our country. I don't want to be Mr. Doom and Gloom. So, here I am in January banning, at the same time, I want to be optimistic, but they have a thing -- for instance they do false ads. 
They said I called it a hoax. No, I called the Democrats a hoax because of what they were saying because when I did the ban they're out there saying -- they call me a racist because I did the ban. They called me xenophobic. Sleepy Joe Biden. He said he's xenophobic. He doesn't know what the word means. He’s xenophobic. That's a terrible thing to call somebody. Then four or five weeks later, he sent out a statement that he agreed with what I did, but nobody picked up the statement. Look, we have handled a very bad situation very well. 
We started off with very few medical supplies. By the way, in the military. We started off with a depleted military with no ammunition. My first week in the office I was told we have no ammunition. Now we have the greatest military we've ever built. $1.5 trillion, you know because you reported on it. Same thing with medical. The shelves were bare, the cupboards were bare. We built unbelievable ventilate -- the ventilators now are being built by the thousands. You know we're doing with ventilators now? We're helping Italy, France, Spain, Nigeria, various countries all over the world.
They're calling us for ventilators, and we have so many now that we're able to give them or do whatever deal we make, but I would say it's a great -- it's a great thing to help people in distress. They can't make ventilators. You know, it's a very complicated process. It’s a big machine, and a complex machine. We're giving these ventilators to people and countries all over the world. We've got more than we can use. Governor Cuomo said he needed 40,000 ventilators. I said you don't need that much, Dr. Birx said you don't need that much.
We gave him the amount that he needed which was about 4,000 and he actually gave some recently to Massachusetts where they needed a --We have so many ventilators now. And it was a bad word for -- Two months ago nobody thought a thing like this could happen. And it's companies like Honeywell and General Motors and General Electric and a lot of our greatest companies. 3M really came through in the end. 3M with the face masks and other things they’ve done. We have mobilized -- this is the greatest mobilization since World War Two. 
And I’ll tell you what, I don't need the credit. I should get credit, but I don't need the credit. Who should get the credit is FEMA, the Army Corps of Engineers, and all of the millions of people that worked to get this done. You know, when we sailed the ship in, the comfort, we have the comfort and the mercy. The Mercy is in California, and they were very -- the governor there has been very gracious about it and other things too. But when we had the comfort come into New York harbor, we had a lot of doctors, they weren't expecting this. They were not set up for COVID-19. 
They were set up for regular things like car accidents and appendix and a lot of other things. We converted the ship over. When they didn't use it that much because frankly the numbers fortunately never hit a point where we needed it that much, those doctors and the doctors from the Javits Center went all over New York and parts of New Jersey, and they worked with other professionals. And the other professionals have told me to a T. Governor Cuomo told me, Mayor De Blasio told me...Your great governor of New Jersey... told me, he said these people were so professional it was un -- they'd walk into a room and everybody stood up. These are the medical professionals from the military... These are warriors. And just to finish. 
I watch and I see people walking into hospitals, and people from buildings, many, many different locations singing, and in some cases, you have people from Lincoln Center and from, you know, great musicians playing the horns and instruments. And I watch police and firemen applauding as they walk in, but I see things that I've never quite seen before I would imagine, other than actual warfare.  
Young men and women and some older and some doctors rushing through doors into a very dangerous building, a hospital, putting on outfits as the doors are opening and trying to get everything set. They're not outside taking their time. I'll tell you what, it's a beautiful thing to watch, David. I've never seen anything like it...
They are warriors... But you know what, the people of our country are warriors too. And that's what I'm saying, they have to think of themselves as warriors. We can't sit in a house for the next three years. We can't do it.
And how did the president respond to a question about what he'd say to the families who have lost loved ones?
I want to say: “I love you.” I want to say that we're doing everything we can. I also want to say that we're trying to project people over 60 years old. We're trying so hard and -- everything I've said today -- I'd like to preface it by saying, if you're 60 years old and especially if you're 60 or even less than that and you've had a heart condition or you've had diabetes or a problem of any kind -- it seeks out problems. This is a vicious -- it seeks out weakness, in terms of medical -- 
If somebody has any form of a heart problem or diabetes - anything - it seeks it out. It's a vicious, vicious virus. But I want to just say to the people that have lost family and have lost loved ones, and the people that have just suffered so badly, and just made it - and just made it - that we love you. We're with you. We're working with you. We're supplying vast amounts of money, like never before. We want that money to get to the people. and we want ‘em to get better. 
And we want them - you can never really come close to replacing, when you've lost some - no matter how well we do next year, I think our economy is going to be raging. It's going to be so good. No matter how well, those people can never ever replace somebody they love. But we're going to have something that they're going to be very proud of. And to the people that have lost someone, there's nobody - I don't sleep at night thinking about it. There's nobody that's taken it harder than me. But at the same time I have to get this enemy defeated. And that's what we're doing, David. That's what we're doing.
Finally, "if November becomes a referendum on your handling of the pandemic, are you comfortable with that?"
Well, I am and I'm not. You know, it's a very, it’s a very interesting thought. You know I’ve built the greatest economy and then it was turned off for good reason. We saved millions of lives by doing it. I think people are going to remember that. I think they're going to remember that I rebuilt the military, I think they're going to remember that I gave them the biggest tax cuts in history. I gave them the greatest regulation cuts by far in history. I've given them the best job numbers in history. I’ve rebuilt our military to a level it's never been built, I mean, look, I got for the veterans, I got Choice. They’ve been trying to get Choice for 50 years...
Nobody has ever done these things, and I've saved their second amendment. You wouldn't have a second amendment right now if it wasn't for me. And one other thing, I've always heard judges are the most important thing that a president can do. I set a record on judges. 252 judges. It's unthinkable. Every judge is so important.
252 judges, two Supreme Court justices. Nobody's ever done things like this. So, I hope it's not solely on what I've done here because this is a very, this is like rubber. It's very very amorphous. But you know what, I think in a certain way, and I hope I can say this to you in a couple of months. I think in a certain way maybe our best work has been on what we've done with COVID-19, but, but we haven't gotten- We haven't been treated properly.
Not me, the Army Corps of Engineers, FEMA, the medical people, the police, the nurses, - everybody, even the doctors, they haven't been treated properly. The job they've done is a miracle. We're low in morbidity, we're number one on testing, we’re number one - again - on ventilators and everything. Not number one, we're number one - there is no number two through ten. We're way ahead of every other country in the world, and very important - it's so important.
I think we're doing very well in vaccines, and we're doing very well therapeutically. I think we're gonna have some great answers and, hopefully by the next time we meet, we'll have some of those answers.
I encourage you to read through these responses a second time, if you're still reading now on the first go-round.

This is the person who was chosen by enough people to have become the president of the United States, using the process that we have to choose a president.

This is the person who is talking to our allies, and our enemies.

This is the person who is talking to you and me.

This is the person asking to be given another four years in office.