April 27, 2019

OrangeVerse XLII: Card Carriers

The president and his great vice president went to the NRA convention to chat with patriots and stuff. In case you weren't invited, here are some poetic excerpts from Donald Trump's remarks. In verse, of course.  Trump's remarks were before the ouster of Ollie North as president of the NRA, which forestalled the ouster of Wayne LaPierre as CEO of the group. 

We Are The Champions
Chris Cox Wayne LaPierre Oliver North --
I've been following Oliver
for a long time. 
Great guy. 
Three extraordinary champions for the 2nd Amendment
And I'm a champion for the 2nd Amendment
and so are you. 
It's not going anywhere.
It's under assault.
It's under assault
but not when we're here.
Not even close. 

Most Importantly
I want to thank all of you
the proud
card-carrying
members
of the NRA. 
Every day,
you stand up for our
God-given rights
without exception
without fail, and
without apology.

Thank You. Thank You.
Together we are fighting
for the timeless values that
have build and sustained our nation.
And our nation is greater today
than it has ever been. 
Stronger. Richer. 
We're doing better 
than ever before.
We are Great Americans.
You're doing a great job. 

Believing in our Beliefs
We believe in the rule of law.
And we will always protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States.
And there are some people
that are running right now; 
I don't think they have
that number one on their list.

Power to the People
Every day of my Administration
we are taking power out of Washington DC
and returning it to the American people
where it belongs. 
And you see it now
better than ever
with all of the resignations
of all of the bad apples.
They're bad apples.
They tried for a coup; it didn't 
work out so well.
And I didn't need
a gun for that one, did I?

What's it Called?
It's called what we all together
have done - started two and a half years ago
on that great November 8th.
That was a great day.
Remember that day?
And in a year and a half
we have one called "November 3rd."
It's November 3rd this time. 
Get ready to vote.
You better. You better
get ready to vote.
But it's all called
"draining the swamp"
and we are doing it faster
than anyone ever thought possible.
Very proud of that.

Defcon Three
Far-left radicals in Congress
want to take away your voice
your jobs
your rights
and they especially want 
to take away
your guns.
You know that. 
They want to 
take away
your guns. 
You better get out there
and vote. 
You better get out there
and vote. 
It seems like it's
a long ways off.
It's not.

There was more - a LOT more - about the economy and immigration and crime-living Democrats and Paris and guns and the Revolutionary War and de-regulation and the fake news and on and on and on it went. 

We did learn that there's going to be no more #MAGA, there's a new slogan coming - #KeepAmericaGreat I guess, which will look like #KEG spelled wrong on shirts and hats. 

There'll be more poetry for sure, and we likely won't have to wait long to get it. 

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