OrangeVerse XLI: Wonders of the World

It's been a while since I've shared any presidential poetry with you, and for that, I'm truly sorry. So - without further ado, here's some free verse -- so free, and so versey, you couldn't pay me to write this stuff myself. This all came from the president's remarks with his counterpart from Egypt, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi.

In and Within
It's a great honor to be with President Al
Sisi of Egypt. 
We have many things to discuss
as you can imagine: military, trade. 
And I have to say
a lot of progress has been made i 
a lot of different ways
in terms of terrorism and other things
in Egypt and withing Egypt. 
It's really incredible what's happened
especially in certain respects
that we've already talked about.  Again
we have very very important things
militarily, to talk about. Also about
trade. A big trading partner. 
We do a lot of work
together we work together.

Big Pointy Things

Before we perhaps take a 

couple of questions,

the First Lady was recently in Egypt. 

She was treated beautifully.

But maybe even more importantly,

what she saw

with the Pyramids was - 

you could call it the

seventh wonder or the eighth

wonder of the world. 

She thought it was incredible.

She thought it was one of the most

incredible things she's seen. 

And we have lots of pictures,

and that was a great day

and a great moment

to see the Pyramids -

the Great Pyramids.

So hopefully

a lot of people

will be going

and looking at them.

But she's not easily impressed;

she was very impressed.

Housecleaning

Well, I never said I'm "cleaning house."

I don't know who came up with that expression.

We have a lot of great people over there.

We have bad laws...

And so we're fighting

the bad laws, the bad -- 

the bad things that are coming out of Congress. 

You have a Democratic Congress that's obstructing.

You talk about obstruction - 

the greatest obstruction anyone has ever seen.

Laws I Can Name

We have the worst laws of

any country anywhere in the world

whether it's 

catch and release

or any of them. 

I mean, I could name - 

I could sit here and name them

but if you got rid of 

catch and release

chain migration

visa lottery -

you have to fix

the asylum situation

it's ridiculous.

Don the Builder

So we are building

 a lot of wall

It's getting built.

Some of you saw that

last week

when we went -

we had a great presentation of a new stretch. 

But we're building

a lot of wall

and we're being

very strong

on the border.

Lie With Me...

...we're bucking

really bad things

with Congress - 

with the Democrats in Congress

not willing to act.

They want to have open borders

which means they want to have crime;

they want to have drugs

pouring into our country. 

They don't want to act...

They want open borders

They want to have millions

of people pouring

into our country. 

They don't even want to know

who they are.