OrangeVerse XXII: A Present, Accounted For

Last week, the president went to Missouri, the Show Me state, and showed them who was who and what was what. Or something. 

If I sound confused, it might be the opening line of his appearance was "I told you that we would be saying Merry Christmas again, right?"  And about 40 minutes later, he finally got back to Christmas. And in the meantime, it's all poetry, right?

Taking the Roll

...Governor Greitens and

Attorney General Hawley who

-by the way Josh - where's Josh? 

Josh our next senator 

where is he?

Secretary Mnuchin...and

Linda McMahon

Everybody knows Administrator--

small business because a big

business under Linda.

...Sam Graves -- where's Sam?

You all here? Yeah...

Vicky Hartzler. 

Vicky, Thank you. Thank you,Vicky.

Billy Long... Billy, right?

Thank you Billy.

Blaine Luetkemeyer. Blaine,

thank you Blaine... 

Jason Smith

and Ann Wagner.

Thank you Jason Thank you Ann.

...I have two others.

I have a lot of faith in Faith, 

Sally Faith Where's Sally you mayor?

Hi Sally. Thanks Sally. And Eric

Schmitt. Thank you. Thank you Eric...

We Cannot Sit

We cannot sit

idly by and watch ourselves

losing

in competition

to other countries as

they continue to take away

our jobs because their

tax codes are more

competitive and less burdensome

than ours. That's why

we must cut our taxes

reduce economic burdens

and restore

America's competitive edge

We're going

to do too

and it's already

happening. Look

what's happening with

our markets?

NutriMagicBulletAid Ain't Got Nothin on Me

Wait until you see what

finally comes out in what 

I call the mixer.

The beating heart of

our plan is a

tax cut for

working families.

That's what it is. We're

going to make sure that you keep

more of your hard

earned money. We're

going to make sure also

that you have a 

job that you want. You're

going to have a choice.

In education now

we have choice

Good word. Here

you're going to have 

a choice. You're not just

going to have one - 

you're going to have a choice

of many jobs.

People are moving

back into our country.

Advent

Together we will give

 the American people a

big beautiful Christmas present

And remember

I was the one - 

when  was here last time I said

we're going to have Christmas again.

I was the one that said

you go to the department stores

and you see "Happy New Years" 

and you see red

and you see snow

and you see 

all these things

you don't see

Merry Christmas

anymore.

With Trump as your president

we are going to be 

celebrating Merry Christmas

again and it's going

to be done with

a

big

beautiful

tax

cut

Elvis In Da House
Thank you
everybody.
God bless you
Thank you.
Thank you 
everybody.
Thank you 
very much.