OrangeVerse XXIV: Tell it to the Marines

Every once in awhile, the president leaves Washington and goes out among the people. Or, 'his' people - you know, the ones in the states that voted for him; he rarely goes anywhere he lost, as we know.  When he's out and about, he 'tells it on the mountain' about how great he is. In this case, he told it to the Marines.

What the Hell?

So they gave me this hat.

It says

Presidential Helicopter Squadron.

Would you wear it? 

No, no other president would do this

But I will because

I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you.

What the hell. 

Oh you are nice..

You are - you mean

so you're the ones

taking care of my helicopter right?

I better be nice to you

I better be nice to you.

I'm Very Spoiled

I 've had many helicopters

you know I'm very spoiled

I've had helicopters.

And we ordered a couple

of big beautiful new ones

You know about that right?

They paid a lot more

than I would have paid

and I would have had them 

even better but

we won't talk about that.

They paid a lot of money.

My Own Private Marine

Well it is great to be here

surrounded the by the Marines.

You know I have a

four-star Marine.

We just had to get it right

so I picked a four star Marine.

Could have picked a lot of people

Everybody wants to be chief of staff right

But I had to go to the Marines.

Where's Kelly?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Come on over here Kelly.

Come here.

Four stars

Say hello.

Say hello.

There's Another One

In fact, I've been listening

and I have to tell you

it's true with General Kelly

but I have a lot of Marines...

Another one is a man named

Mad Dog Mattis, right?

They like him.

I love that name

I don't know if he likes it

actually. I've never

figured out if he likes

the name

but he really deserves

the name.

Winning

I let the do their job.

And I let the colonels and

the majors and the 

all of them - the captains

that's what they do. 

They graduate, 

they're smart they're tough

and they do their job...

Afghanistan is a tough place to win.

But we're winning. We just started winning. 

And I just want to thank

Secretary Mattis and I really

want to thank the 

United States Marines - really special people.

So you're fantastic people.

Dinner and a Movie?

We're working every day on your behalf

and together we are going to

make America stronger than ever before.

You know, I ran a campaign

and it was a very successful campaign

you might have heard about it - and

we won very easily. We won by - 

we had 306 Electoral College votes

to 223 or something like that. 

Remember they used to say

There is no way for Trump

to get to 270.

Remember? Over and over again.

That's called voter suppression.

If you believe that you might say

I love Trump but

I'm not going to waste my time

let's go see a movie

and we'll come home and 

watch the results tonight.

But everybody said

No I'm not going to a movie

we're going to vote

and they voted.

#MAGA

And we didn't get to 270

we got 306.

That's even better right?

So we had an amazing time

But I had an expression

that I think goes down

as the best of all time.

It was very simple.

Make America Great Again.

Right?

Make America Great Again.

And that's what

we're doing we're

Making America Great Again.

 And it's people like yourselves

that are doing it.

I am so impressed.

A Big Beautiful Kiss
So, again
I want to thank you all.
Say hello to you families.
Tell them the respect
I have for them because they have to 
put up with everything
so this can all happen.
They don't get
the credit they should get
you know, they don't get the - 
the families
never ever get the credit.
But they have done
 an incredible job in 
this kind of - when they
produce people like you.
So you go home
and you give your
families a big
beautiful kiss from the
president of the United States
because we're
proud of them and we're
really, really 
proud of you.