OrangeVerse XIX: Ko-Ko-Ko-rea

The president is on his first official trip to Asia, and from all accounts is making the most of it. Here are some very poetic remarks from one of his joint appearances with South Korean President Moon.

Walking Through the Park, and Reminiscing

It is interesting that
it is one year,
as of tomorrow, that
we had our election victory.
And it was a great victory
and a victory
that made a lot of people
very happy. 

And our country

is doing very well

from the standpoint 

of the economy.

It's doing

record numbers,

record stock market

17-year low...

the lowest unemployment

that we've had in 17 years. 

And we've created

trillions and trillions

of dollars of value

for our country. 

So we're

very happy.

Should Five Percent Appear Too Small

We're now working on

massing tax cuts

for our people.

especially for our companies

which produce jobs

in the middle class. 

And I think that's

going along very well. 

We hope we're

going to be victorious

and get that big tax cut

which the American people want.

So Good, So Good, So Good

I had a great time

at Camp Humphreys today

visiting with

the US and the South Korean troops.

Thank you.

And as we

very easily remember,

because it was so good --

we had lunch together

with the troops.

And we had the option

of having a magnificent restaurant

a beautiful room,

and I said,

let's have it with the troops.

And we were very happy about it.

It's a great facility --

Camp Humphreys

and it really is

a very special place.

Tremendous cost --

a lot of it spent

by your government

to make your

country safe.

And any time you

spend wisely for the military

that's always a good thing

to do.

Feelin Stronger Every Day

And your military is

becoming very strong.

Our military is now

going to be, very soon,

at the strongest level.

We're committed

to spending $700 billion,

and that number may even

go up.

For our military

we're ordering new

jet fighters, new

equipment of virtually

every kind.

We make the

finest equipment

in the world,

and you're buying

a lot of it, 

and we 

appreciate that.

And you'll be buying 

a lot of our

military equipment.

Can't Touch This

There's nobody that

comes close,

whether it's 

the planes,

the missiles,

the ships -- 

anything you want

to talk about --

there's nothing like

what we do

in that sense.

And we appreciate

 your big orders

for military equipment.

Gangman Style

The North Korea situation

will be a discussion

that we will have

front and center.

And hopefully is going

to be very successfully

worked out on that. 

And trade is something

that we always talk;

it's one of

my favorite

subjects. I guess

it's one of the reasons

that I had that 

great

successful

victory

last year

at this time.

So we'll be

discussing

trade

also.