A man in a blue suit walked into the White House briefing room and stood behind the podium. And then he started talking.If it were a movie or a play opening in New York City, the critics would have given it their usual "You'll laugh!" "You'll cry!" 'You'll wonder how you lived without this character in your life!"
And I did laugh - actually I guffawed, I did, at the opening act.
And then, the networks cut him off and went back to their regular programming: commercials for drugs that will cure whatever ails us. Thanks to that little twist of fate, I was saved from the real-time experience of two-thirds of the remarks, which I'm referring to collectively as Whining for America.
Whining for Integrity
Good evening.
I’d like to
provide the
American people with an update
on our efforts to protect the
integrity
of our very important 2020 election.
If you count the legal votes,
I
easily win.
If you count the illegal votes,
they can try to steal the election
from us.
If you count the votes that came in late,
we’re looking to them very
strongly,
but a lot of votes came in late.
Whining for Interference
I’ve already decisively won many
critical states,
including massive victories in
Florida, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio,
to name just a few.
We won these and many other victories despite
historic
election interference
from big media, big money, and big tech.
As everybody
saw, we won by historic numbers,
and the pollsters got it knowingly wrong.
They
got it knowingly wrong.
We had polls that were so ridiculous
and everybody knew
it at the time.
Whining for the Waves
There was no blue wave that they
predicted.
They thought there was going to be a big blue wave.
That was false.
That was done for suppression reasons.
But instead there was a big red wave,
and it’s been properly acknowledged actually
by the media.
They were, I think,
very impressed,
but that was after the fact.
That doesn’t do us any good.
Whining for the Senate
We kept the Senate despite
having twice as many
seats to defend as Democrats, and in a really
much more
competitive states.
We did a fantastic job with the Senate.
I think we’re very
proud of what’s happened there.
We had many more seats to defend.
They spent
almost $200 million on Senate races in
South Carolina and Kentucky alone,
two
races, and hundreds of millions of dollars overall
against us.
Whining for the Donors and the House
At the national level, our
opponent's major donors were
Wall Street bankers and special interests.
Our
major donors were police officers, farmers, everyday citizens.
Yet for the first
time ever, we lost zero races in the House.
I was talking to Kevin McCarthy
today.
He said he couldn’t believe it.
Zero races, very unusual thing, zero,
and actually, won many new seats with,
I think, many more on the way.
Whining for the People Who Voted for Me
This was also the year of the Republican woman.
More Republican women were
elected to
Congress than ever before.
That’s a great achievement.
I won the
largest share of non-white voters
of any Republican in 60 years,
including
historic numbers of Latino, African American,
Asian American, and Native
American voters.
The largest ever in our history.
We grew our party by 4
million voters.
The greatest turnout in Republican Party history.
Whining for the Donors Again
Democrats are the party of the big donors.
The big media, the big tech, it
seems,
and Republicans have become the party
of the American worker,
and that’s
what’s happened.
And we’re also, I believe the party of inclusion.
As everyone
now recognizes,
media polling was election interference
in the truest sense of
that word, by powerful special interests.
Whining for the Polls
These really phony polls,
I have to call them phony polls,
fake polls,
were
designed
to keep our voters at home,
create the illusion of momentum
for Mr.
Biden and diminish
Republican’s ability to raise funds.
They were what’s called
suppression polls,
everyone knows that now,
and it’s never been used to the
extent
that it’s been used on this last election.
Whining for Florida
To highlight just a few examples,
the day before election, Quinnipiac,
which
was wrong on every occasion
that I know of, had Joe Biden up
by five points in
Florida,
and they were off by 8.4 points
and I won Florida easily,
easily.
So
they had me losing Florida
by a lot and I ended up
winning Florida by a lot.
Other than that,
they were very accurate.
Whining for Buckeyes and Badgers
They had him up four points in Ohio
and they were off by 12.2 points,
and I
also won Ohio,
great state of Ohio very easily.
And the Washington Post said,
“Biden up 17 points in Wisconsin,”
and it was basically even.
They were off by
about 17 points,
and they knew that,
they’re not stupid people.
They knew that.
Suppression.
Whining for Whittling
There are now only a few states
yet to be decided in the presidential race.
The
voting apparatus of those states are
run in all cases by Democrats.
We were
winning in all the key locations
by a lot, actually, and then our numbers
started miraculously getting whittled
away in secret and they
wouldn’t allow
legally
permissible observers.
Whining for the Farsighted
We went to court in a couple of instances
and we were able to get the observers
put in. And when the observers got there,
they wanted them 60, 70 feet away,
80
feet, 100 feet away or outside the building
to observe people inside the
building.
And we won a case, a big case,
and we have others happening.
Whining for the Litigation and Corruption
There are lots of litigation,
even beyond our litigation.
There’s a tremendous
amount of litigation
generally, because of how unfair
this process was, and I
predicted that.
I’ve been talking about mail-in voting for a long time.
It’s
really destroyed our system.
It’s a corrupt system
and it makes people corrupt,
even if they aren’t by nature,
but they become corrupt.
It’s too easy. They
want to find out
how many votes they need,
and then they seem to
be able to find
them.
They wait and wait, and
then they find them,
and you see that on Election
Night.
Whining for the Tarheels
We were ahead in vote in North Carolina
by a lot, a tremendous number of votes,
and we’re still ahead by a lot,
but not as many because they’re
finding ballots
all of a sudden.
“Oh, we have some mail-in ballots.”
It’s amazing how those
mail-in ballots
are so one-sided too. I know that it’s
supposed to be to the
advantage of the Democrats,
but in all cases, they’re so one-sided.
Whining for the Keystoners
We were up by nearly 700,000 votes in Pennsylvania.
I won Pennsylvania by a
lot.
And that gets whittled down to,
I think they said now we’re up by 90,000
votes
and they’ll keep coming and coming and coming.
They find them all over
and
they don’t want us to have any observers.
Although we won a court case,
the
judge said, “You have to have observers.”
Likewise in Georgia…
And they’re
appealing,
actually they’re appealing.
We won a case that we want people to
watch
and we want to observers and they’re
actually appealing, which is sort of
interesting.
I wonder why they’d appeal?
All we want to do is have people watch
as they do the vote tabulations.
Whining for the Peaches
Likewise in Georgia, I won by a lot, a lot,
with a lead of over getting close
to 300,000 votes
on Election Night in Georgia.
And by the way,
got whittled
down and
now it’s getting to be to a point
where I’ll go from winning by a lot
to perhaps being even down a little bit.
Whining Even More for the Peaches AND for the Wolverines
In Georgia, a pipe burst in a far-away location,
totally unrelated to the
location of what was happening
and they stopped counting for four hours.
And a
lot of things happened.
The election apparatus in Georgia is run by Democrats.
We also had margins of 300,000 in Michigan.
We were way up in Michigan,
won the
state. And in Wisconsin,
we did likewise fantastically well,
and that got
whittled down.
In every case, they got whittled down.
Whining for the Grand Canyoneers
Today, we’re on track to win Arizona.
We only need to carry, I guess,
55% of
the remaining vote, 55% margins,
and that’s a margin that we’ve significantly
exceeded.
So, we’ll see what happens with that,
but we’re on track to do okay in
Arizona.
Our goal is to defend the integrity of the election.
We’ll not allow
the corruption
to steal such an important election,
or any election for that
manner.
And we can’t allow silence,
anybody to silence
our voters and
manufacture
results.
Whining for MEEEEEEEE
I’ve never had,
I’ve been doing a lot of public things
for a long time,
I’ve
never had anything that’s been
as inspirational by people calling,
talking,
sending things to us.
I’ve never seen such love and such affection
and such
spirit as I’ve seen for this.
People know what’s happening
and they see what’s
happening
and just before their eyes,
and there are many instances
which will
be reported very shortly.
Whining for A Very Important Presidential Race
There’s tremendous litigation going on,
and this is a case where they’re trying
to steal an election.
They’re trying to rig an election
and we can’t let that
happen.
Detroit and Philadelphia,
known as two of the most corrupt political
places
anywhere in our country easily, '
cannot be responsible for engineering
the outcome of a presidential race,
a very important presidential race.
Whining for the Keystoners Again
In Pennsylvania, Democrats have gone to the
State Supreme Court to try and
ban
our election observers and very strongly.
Now we won the case,
but they’re
going forward.
They don’t want anybody in there.
They don’t want anybody
watching them as they count
the ballots, and I can’t imagine why.
There’s
absolutely no legitimate reason
why they would not want to have people
watching
this process, because if it’s straight,
they should be proud of it.
Instead,
they’re trying
obviously to commit fraud.
There’s no question about that.
Whining for Unhappy and Somewhat Violent People
In Philadelphia, observers have been kept far away,
very far away. So far that
people are
using binoculars to try and see,
and there’s been tremendous
problems caused. They put a
paper on all of the windows so
you can’t see in,
and the people
that are banned are very unhappy and
become somewhat violent.
Whining for Circuitry
The Eleventh Circuit ruled that in Georgia,
the votes have been in by Election
Day,
that they should be in by Election Day,
and they weren’t.
Votes are coming
in after Election Day.
And they had a ruling already
that you have to have the
votes
in by Election Day.
To the best of my knowledge,
votes should be in by
Election Day,
and they didn’t do that.
Democrat officials never
believed they
could win
this election honestly,
I really believe that.
That’s why they did
the mail-in ballots,
where there’s tremendous
corruption and fraud going on.
Whining for Solicitation
That’s why they mailed out
tens of millions of unsolicited ballots
without any
verification measures
whatsoever, and I’ve told everybody
that these things
would happen
because I’ve seen it happen.
I watched a lot of different
elections
before they decided to go with
this big, massive election
with tens
of millions of ballots
going out
to everybody.
In many cases,
totally
unsolicited.
Whining for A Whole Lotta Stuff
This was unprecedented
in American history.
This was by design.
Despite years
of claiming
to care about the election security,
they refuse to include any requirement
to verify signatures, identities, or even
determine whether
they’re
eligible or ineligible to vote.
People are walking in there,
they have
no idea.
They just take in the numbers.
They’re writing down things,
the
workers, and doing a lot of bad things.
And we have a lot of information coming
and
litigation that you’ll see that will shake even
you people up, and you’ve
seen it all.
Whining for the Corruption that Got Me into College
The officials overseeing the counting in Pennsylvania
and other key states are
all part of a
corrupt Democrat machine that you’ve
written about. And for a
long time,
you’ve been writing about the
corrupt
Democrat
machine.
I went to
school there
and I know a lot about it.
It hasn’t changed since a long time ago
and hasn’t changed. It has gotten worse.
Whining for Postmarks
In Pennsylvania, partisan Democrats have
allowed ballots in the state
to be
received
three days after the election,
and we think much more
than that, and they’re
counting those without
even postmarks or any identification
whatsoever.
So
you don’t have postmarks,
you don’t have identification.
Whining for Jumping Poll Workers
There have been a number of
disturbing irregularities
across the nation.
Our
campaign has been denied access
to observe any counting in Detroit.
Detroit is
another place, and
I wouldn’t say
has the best reputation
for election
integrity.
Poll workers in Michigan were duplicating
ballots. But when our
observers
attempted to challenge
the activity, those poll workers
jumped in
front of the
volunteers to block their views
so that they couldn’t see what
they were doing
and it became a little bit dangerous.
Whining for Windows (Do Not Shut Down During Update)
One major hub for counting ballots in Detroit
covered up the windows again with
large
pieces of cardboard, and
so they wanted to protect and
block the counting
area.
They didn’t want anybody
seeing the counting,
even though these were
observers
who were legal observers
that were supposed to be there.
Whining for the Changes I Made at the USPS
In Detroit, there were hours
of unexplained delay
in delivering many of the
votes
for counting.
The final batch did not arrive until
4:00 in the morning.
And even though the polls
closed at 8:00 o’clock,
so they brought it in and
the
batches came in and
nobody knew where they came from.
Whining for the Love of Biden
We’ve also been denied access
to observe in critical places in Georgia.
In
multiple swing states, counting was halted for hours
and hours on Election
Night.
With results withheld from major
Democrat run locations only to appear
later,
and they certainly appeared and they
all had the name Biden on them,
or
just about all. I think almost all.
They all had the name Biden on them,
which
is a little strange.
Whining for Challenging Times
I challenge Joe and every Democrat
to clarify that they only want
legal votes because they talk
about votes and I think they
should use the word
legal, legal
votes.
We want every legal vote counted,
and I want every legal vote counted.
We want openness and transparency,
no secret count rooms,
no mystery ballots,
no illegal votes
being cast after Election Day.
You have Election Day and
the
laws are very strong on that.
You have an Election Day
and they don’t want
votes
cast after Election Day
and they want the process
to be an honest one.
It’s so important.
Whining for Honesty Because Litigation and Stuff
We want an honest election and
we want an honest count and
we want honest people
working back there
because it’s a very important job.
So that’s the way this
country is going to win.
That’s the way the United States will win,
and we
think we will win the election very easily.
We think there’s going to be a lot
of litigation
because we have so much evidence,
so much proof, and it’s going
to end up
perhaps at the highest court in the land,
we’ll see.
But we think
there’ll be a lot of litigation
because we can’t have an election stolen by
like this.
Whining for Size Mattering
And I tell you, the small elections
were a disaster. Small, very easy to
handle
elections were disastrous.
This is a large-scale version,
and it’s
getting worse
and worse every day.
We’re hearing stories
that are horror
stories,
absolute horror stories,
and we can’t let that happen
to the United
States of America.
Whining for Shenanigans
It’s not a question of who wins,
Republican,
Democrat,
Joe,
myself.
We can’t
let that happen
to our country.
We can’t be disgraced
by having something
like
this happen.
So it will be hopefully cleared up.
Maybe soon, I hope soon,
but
it’ll probably go through
a process,
a legal process.
And as you know,
I’ve
claimed certain states and
he’s claiming states and
we can both claim the
States,
but ultimately, I have a feeling
judges are going to have to rule.
But
there’s been a lot of shenanigans
and we can’t stand for that in our country.
Thank you very much.
Whining for America
Mr. President?
Why are you undercutting this process, sir?
Are you being a sore loser?
