Fake News Broke on August 19, 2025!
This was fun fake news to cook up, for sure: toss in a little bit of DOGE (remember DOGE? Where are our DOGE checks, by the way?), a teaspoon or so of crime (who doesn't love to talk about crime?), a cup or two of election fraud (every MAGA Republican has lived through a fraudulent election - just ask one), a heaping tablespoon of a geriatric Democratic demon, a dash of American warfighters (!!!), and a pinch of accounting, and you've got a blue-ribbon recipe, for sure!
And yes, FOTUS did say when *he* votes, he gets asked for his license plate - that part is not a figment of my imagination.
As always, when fake news is breaking, we'll be shaking things up and keeping you informed.
