Showing posts with label Christianity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christianity. Show all posts

March 28, 2024

Orange Verse (LXIV): My Favorite Book



Happy Holy Week!
Religion and Christianity are the biggest 
things missing from 
this Country and I 
truly believe that we 
need t0 bring them 
back fast. I think 
it's one of the biggest 
problems we have that's 
why our Country's going 
haywire we've lost religion 
in our Country. All 
Americans need
 a Bible in their home 
and I have many. 
It's my favorite book. 

Buy My Bible!
It's a lot of peoples' favorite book. 
This Bible is a reminder that the 
biggest thing we have to bring 
back in America to Make America Great 
Again is our religion. 
Religion is so important, 
so missing, but it's gonna come
 back and it's gonna come back strong 
just like our Country is gonna come back strong. 

Only $59.99!
In the end we do not answer to 
bureaucrats in Washington we 
answer to God in Heaven. Christians 
are under siege. We must protect
 content that is pro-God we love God and 
we have to protect anything that is pro-God. 
We must defend God in the public square 
and not allow 
the media or 
the left-wing 
groups to silence, 
censor, or 
discriminate 
against us. 
We have to bring
 Christianity back 
into our lives 
and back 
into what will 
be again a 
Great Nation. 

Our Dads Were Cool!
Our founding fathers did a 
tremendous thing when they 
built America on Judeo-Christian 
values. Now that foundation
 is under attack perhaps
 as never before. What can 
we do Stand Up Speak Out 
and pray that God will bless 
America again. I'm proud 
to endorse and encourage 
you to get this Bible. 
We must 
Make America Pray Again. 

Did I Say Only $59.99?
Pray, 
get educated, 
get motivated, 
and stand with me 
and the legions 
of Americans 
asking God to 
bless our Great 
Nation and to 
bring our Great 
Nation back and 
to Make America 
Great Again.

Order Now!
 I'm proud to partner 
with Lee in this offering 
he's a very special man 
both as a talent 
but maybe even more 
so as a human 
being he's very very 
special and I
think you should all 
get a copy of God 
Bless the USA 
Bible now and help
spread our Christian 
values with others. 

Supplies Are Limited! 
 There you have it. 
Let's Make America Pray Again 
and God bless you and 
God bless the USA.

March 27, 2024

Wondering on Wednesday 3/27/24

 


Ready... Set... Wonder!

I'd be hard-pressed to tell anyone what my favorite book is, and I'd be hard-pressed to think of a book that I'd want to own 'many' copies of.  I wonder how many of you are in the same boat? And I wonder how many people really believe that the Bible is Donald 'Orange Jesus' Trump's favorite book and that he has 'many' copies of it, even if you count the individual copies in each of his residences. The fact that, for his infamous upside-down Bible photo shoot, he had to borrow someone else's leads me to believe he's not being truthful. 

I also wonder who it was who declared Lee Greenwood's 'God Bless the USA' America's most recognized patriotic anthem? Aren't the folks trying to sell us on this idea the same people who were apoplectic about folks not being respectful in the right way when the actual most recognized patriotic anthem - the National Anthem - was played? And I wonder, aren't they the same people who think we don't need no stinkin' Black National Anthem - but somehow, we need this country anthem put above the real thing? 

I also can't help wondering how big a licensing deal this is... how many pieces of silver does the OJ earn per book sold? And is Lee Greenwood fairly compensated for the use of his song?

I noticed on the God Bless The USA Bible website that you can also purchase a 'Make America Pray Again' hat, and I wonder if the OJ will pretend he originated that phrase. That's what he said with 'Make America Great Again,' even in the face of overwhelming evidence that he was wrong.

Of course, the GBTUSA Bible is not just a Bible - it also includes the Pledge of Allegiance, the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and even the Declaration of Independence. I wonder what the founders would think of the OJ packaging those documents together, or him saying "We have to bring Christianity back into our lives and back into what will be again a great nation."

In other head-scratching news, I'm having a hard time keeping track of how many reporters have asked city of Baltimore officials, state of Maryland officials, and Biden administration officials how long it will take to rebuild the Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed after being struck by a cargo barge around 1:30 AM on Tuesday.  I wonder if they were all instructed to ask that?

And I wonder, I do, whether the folks asking the question have bets on the answers? Who'll get the answer first, who'll get the shortest or longest timeframe, maybe even which of their guesses will come closest to the official answer. In the first 36 hours after the accident, I'd be a bit skeptical of anyone who thinks they have the answer.

And speaking of having the answer, I wonder how many more weird explanations we're going to hear for the bridge collapse? It was the risks posed by our open border - or wait, it was DEI hiring policies - or wait, it was Israel attacking the US, No, wait - it was the US attacking itself -  or maybe it's the beginning of World War III. 

That's my favorite theory, so far anyway. I wonder, will anyone top it?

What's on your wondering mind tonight?