You know, like the Washington Post, which published a recap of an interview just this week.
And there's people like me, who transform those boring interviews into something much more, I don't know, literarily significant. Poetry, that is. Purely orange poetic gold, or something.
Here's the latest, from the WaPo interview, starting with his take on the attack on the Capitol.
Too Blind to See
I thought it was a shame,
and I kept asking
why isn’t she doing
something about it?
Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi
doing something about it?
And the mayor of DC also.
The mayor of DC and Nancy Pelosi
are in charge.
I hated seeing it.
I hated seeing it.
And I said, it's
got to be taken care of,
and I assumed they were
taking care of it.
Others were supposed to take care of his mess - and a bigly mess it was.
January 2017 Was Big, But...
The crowd was far bigger
than I even thought. I believe it was the
largest crowd I’ve ever spoken to.
I don’t know what that means
but you see very few pictures.
They don’t want to show pictures,
the fake news doesn’t want
to show pictures.
But this was a
tremendous
crowd.
About that gap in the White House call logs, when the gals were in charge?
Phone Calls? Who Cares?
From the standpoint of
telephone calls, I don’t
remember getting very
many. Why would I care
about who called me?
If congressmen were
calling me, what
difference did it make?
There was nothing
secretive about it.
There was no secret.
Let's move on to foreign policy stuff...
People, People Thinking NATO
A lot of people
are a little bit surprised,
I think they’re
very impressed with Ukraine,
but they’re not impressed
with what NATO is doing,
because a lot of people
think NATO
could be doing more.
Volodymyr, My Dear
I liked Zelenskyy
from the beginning for
one reason. When we
had the impeachment
hoax, based on a perfect
phone call, he totally backed
me up, and I didn’t ask
him to do that. They asked him,
and he said, he absolutely did
nothing wrong. He said there
was no quid pro quo.
He didn’t even know what
his people were talking about.
He thought they were crazy...
So I gained great respect for him there.
And there was the part about the stolen election.
I'm the Diamond; Put Me Back
But I believe when you
see massive election fraud,
I can’t imagine that somebody
who won the election based on fraud,
that something doesn’t happen?
How has it not happened?
If you are a bank robber,
or you’re a jewelry store robber,
and you go into Tiffany’s and
you steal their diamonds
and get caught,
you have to
give the
diamonds
back.
In what I think is a first for a former American president, Trump has expanded his reach to endorsing foreign candidates, including Hungary's Viktor Orban.
All Hail the King
After I endorsed him
he went up like
a rocket ship.
These other leaders
they want endorsements.
I'm the king of endorsements.
It's more than just this country
It's more than just this country
It's other countries.
You'll see.
Finally, what does he see when he looks in his crystal golf ball?
No Doubt
If I ran,
I can’t imagine
they’d want to run.
Some out of loyalty would have
had a hard time running.
I think that most of
those people,
and almost every
name you mentioned,
is there because of me.
In some cases,
because I backed
them and endorsed them.
You know Ron was at 3 percent,
and the day I endorsed him,
he won the race.
As soon as I endorsed
him, the race was over.
I have a good relationship
with Ron, I have a good relationship
with all the names you mentioned.
Would they run against me?
I doubt they would run
against me. I doubt it.
I don't want to comment
on running, but I
think a lot of people
are going to be very
happy with my decision.
Because it's a little boring now.
Nobody likes 'boring,' do they?
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