Let us count the ways, according to the folks at the Daily Beast, who recounted a recording that TMZ (who else?) managed to get their hands on. Here's the set up:
Former President Donald Trump wandered into a wedding reception being held at Mar-a-Lago but instead of toasting the happy couple proceeded to run through a laundry list of his own personal grievances, according to a clip of the speech obtained by TMZ.
As you know, every day is Festivus for Former Guy, and that makes wonderful poetry for the rest of us, the folks on the 'least likely to be invited to a Mar-a-Lago wedding" list.
News Flash
Y’know, I just got,
I turned off the news,
I get all these flash reports,
and they’re telling me
about the border,
they’re telling me
about China,
they’re telling me
about Iran—
how’re we doing
with Iran,
howdya like that?
Let's Make
a Deal
Boy, they were ready
to make a deal,
they woulda done
anything, they woulda
done anything,
and this guy goes
and drops the sanctions
and then he says,
‘We’d love to negotiate now,’
[and Iran says],
‘We’re not dealing with
the United States at all,
’oh, well, they don’t
want to deal with us,”
And China,
the same thing,
they never treated us
that way, right?
Did You See
That?
You saw what happened
a few days ago, was terrible,
and uh, the border is not
good, the border is the worst
anybody’s ever seen it,
and what you see now,
multiply it by 10, Jim—
you would know how to
handle the border
tougher than me.
We have to,
and the tough is... in
the most humanitarian
way, because that’s
what it is.
What’s happening
to the kids,
they’re living in
squalor, they’re living
like nobody has ever seen
anybody, there’s never
been anything like what’s,
and you’re gonna have
hundreds, and you have it now
The Shocks
they have the airplane photos,
the shocks, and they call ’em
shocks, and these things are
showing thousands and
thousands of people
coming up from
South America
and it’s gonna be,
it’s just uh, look,
it’s a disaster.
It’s a humanitarian
disaster from
their standpoint,
and it’s gonna destroy the
country, frankly, the country
can’t afford it because
you’re talking about massive,
just incredible massive
amounts.
Our school systems,
our hospital systems,
everything.
A Rough Count
So, it’s a rough thing,
and I just say,
‘Do you miss me yet?’
We did get 75 million votes,
nobody’s ever gotten that.
They said, ‘Get 66 million votes,
sir, and the election’s over.’
We got 75 million and they
said... but you know,
you saw what happened,
10:30 in the evening,
all of a sudden I said,
‘That’s a strange thing,
why are they closing up
certain places, right?’
Congratulations!
Now, a lot of things
happening right now,
I just wanted to say,
it’s an honor to be here,
it’s an honor to have you
at Mar-a-Lago, you
are a great
and beautiful couple.
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