OrangeVerse V: The ABC Interview (part 1)

President Trump did his first lame stream media interview with David Muir of ABC News last week, and as was expected, dropped a ton of free verse into my lap. Without further ado, here are some poetic excerpts from that session.

A Big Heart

They shouldn't be
very worried. They are
here illegally. They shouldn't be
very worried. I do have 
a big heart. 

We're going to 
take care of everybody. We're going to
have a very strong border. We're going to
have a very solid border. Where you have
great people that are here
that have done a good job they should be
far less worried.

Will They Be Allowed to Stay?

We're looking at it with great heart. Now

we have criminals that are here.

We have really bad people that are here.

Those people have to be worried cuz they're getting out.

We're gonna 

get 

them

out.

We're gonna

get

them

out

fast.

General Kelly Is.

I Said It

And I said it strongly because

what's going on with voter fraud

is horrible.

That's

 number one.

Number two.

I would've won

the popular vote if

I was campaigning for

the popular vote. I would have

gone to California where I didn't go

at all. I would've gone to New York

where I didn't 

campaign at all.

Winning

I would've gone to

a couple places that 

I didn't go to.

And I would've won that

much easier...

it doesn't make any difference. So I

would've won very

very easily. But

it's a different form

of winning..

So, but...