OrangeVerse IV: The Press Conference

The President-elect held a press rally yesterday, in a flag-draped room at Trump Tower packed with Trump Organization employees, according to reports, who were there to clap.

Here, in verse, are his own words.

(APPLAUSE)

It's very familiar territory,

news conferences, 

because we used to give

them on an almost daily basis.

I think we

probably maybe won

the nomination

because of news conferences

and it's good to be with you.

A Blot.

I must say that I

want to thank a lot

of the news organizations here

today because they looked at

that nonsense

that was released

by maybe the intelligence agencies?

Who knows, but maybe the intelligence agencies...

OK?

Well, if -

If Putin likes Donald...

I consider that an asset,

not a liability, because

we have a horrible relationship

with Russia.

Russia can help us fight ISIS, 

which, by the way, 

is, number one tricky...

If Putin likes Donald...

guess what folks?

That's called an asset, 

not a liability.

Now, I don't know

that I'm gonna get along

with Vladimir Putin. I hope

I do. But there's a good chance

I won't. And if I don't

do you honestly believe

that Hilary

would be tougher

on Putin

than me?

Does anybody in this room

really believe that?

Give me a break.