October 24, 2012

veritable pastiche Headline News

"Trump Trumpets Record Request; It Blows".   Oh wait. that's not nice. 

"Trump Toots Own Horn, Response Muted."  OK, that's a little better. 

"Donald Trump is a Big Fat Idiot." Oh wait, that's Rush Limbaugh, sorry. 

"Trump's Bombshell a Dud." Yes, that works. 

"Trump All Red, Trumped by Gloria. " Sure, why not? 

"Trump Attempts Presidential Bribe; Arrested; Calls Charges Trumped Up".

OK, this is getting silly.  Anyone want to join in?