"Trump Trumpets Record Request; It Blows". Oh wait. that's not nice.
"Trump Toots Own Horn, Response Muted." OK, that's a little better.
"Donald Trump is a Big Fat Idiot." Oh wait, that's Rush Limbaugh, sorry.
"Trump's Bombshell a Dud." Yes, that works.
"Trump All Red, Trumped by Gloria. " Sure, why not?
"Trump Attempts Presidential Bribe; Arrested; Calls Charges Trumped Up".
OK, this is getting silly. Anyone want to join in?