Breaking Fake News Update (v28)

     FAKE NEWS BROKE ON 5/31/26!

This breaking fake news is pretty straightforward: a petulant child who slapped his name - oh, wait, silly me - a petulant child who appointed a bunch of sycophants who would abide by his wishes and vote unanimously to slap his name on a living memorial to a beloved, if flawed, assassinated former president - was told by a duly-appointed judge that his name doesn't belong there and has to be taken down.

Knowing how little attention the petulant child pays to convention, honor, respect, laws, courts, public service, selflessness, or anyone saying no to his insane er, sorry, 'stably genius' ideas, it's not much of a leap to land on what my highly trusted fake news sources discovered - the ultimate "I told you so!" from said child. 

As always, when fake news breaks, I've got my eyes and ears on the ground for you!