OrangeVerse XLIII: Off to See the Queen

As you know, the president and his family are in the UK enjoying the hospitality of the Queen and her family.  So far, no major fauxs pas, other than his interview where he called the Duchess of Sussex 'nasty' and tried to deny it, and some tweets like the one in which he called the mayor of London a "stone cold loser" but hey, there's still time.

Speaking of time, he had a few minutes before heading off on this trip to chat with the press.  Here's how that worked out.

Verily, It Will Be Very

So we'll be going to the UK.

I think it'll be very

important.

It certainly will be very

interesting.

There's a lot going on

in the UK.

And I'm sure it's going to

work out very well for them.

Do Trade? Do Tell!

...they want to do trade

with the United States, and I think

there's an opportunity for a

very big trade deal

at some point in the near future.

And we'll see

how that works out. 

Of course, we already 'do trade' with the UK, but Trump of course is talking about trade in the post-Brexit world, one which he thinks should be a no deal Brexit, which would allow him to negotiate with the UK the way he does with China, Japan, Canada and Mexico.

Well, Well, Well

Our country is doing

incredibly well.

Our businesses are doing

well.

We're going to clog up

the border.

We're going to stop

the border. 

Mex-ee-coh

Mex-ee-coh is making hundreds of

billions of dollars

for many, many years. 

And they have to do something

about the border.

Everyone is coming through Mex-ee-coh

including drugs, including human trafficking

and we're going to 

stop it

or we're not going to

do business 

and that's going to be it.

It's very simple.

Shortly after that last part, they went to questions. I'll show some of his answers, and you can guess what the question was - sort of like playing Jeopardy!

I

I don't like them at all.

II

Well, people ask me questions.

like you. you're asking me a question. 

Don't ask me the question

if you don't want me to 

talk about it.

III

We have people - 

we want people to come into

our country but they have to 

come in legally. 

We have a list of people

- literally millions of people - 

applying for membership

and citizenship

to our great country.

IV

I gave people a warning

seven months ago.

I stopped it.

I don't like what's happening...

Bad things

are happening over there.

V

I think I may meet with him.

He's been a friend of mine.

He's been very nice.

I have a very good relationship

with him... with many people

over there. And we'll see

what happens. 

But I may meet with him.

They want to meet.

We'll see

what happens.

VI

We'll see

 what happens. 

I mean look 

we're doing our best...

And he may be right.
I mean, most people

would say that.

I think we have a good chance.

But we'll see 

what happens. 

VII

No 

I don't think

much of him.

I think

that he's a - 

he's the twin of

de Blasio, 

except shorter.