Mittenverse: The Poetry of Mitt Romney

Pennsylvania: The Keypad State

Well, I went to a place today
called Wawas, I was at Wawas.
I went in to order a sandwich

You press a little touchtone keypad, alright?

You just touch that and, you know, the sandwich comes up. You

Touch this, touch this, touch this,

go pay...It's amazing!

Michigan: Anywhere here, you're within 85 miles of a great noodle.

I have no idea
what was said but
I sure remember

Being here in Frankenmuth.
And the wonderful chicken

You -- you have a lot
of chicken here in Frankenmuth
Oh yeah,

Chicken, and, you know, noodles...right here.
What a wonderful place!