The Irony Board: I Hereby Proclaim

There are many things Donald Trump is without: ethics... compassion... empathy... kindness... humility... courtesy... and irony - don't forget irony.

We've long celebrated November as Native American Heritage Month, under President George W. Bush, President Obama and even president Trump.

This year, in addition to celebrating our Native American heritage, we are celebrating several other things, including National Veterans and Military Families Month, with a proclamation noting that

Each warrior who fights for our Nation, along with their families, has earned our eternal gratitude, and I ask that all Americans thank and support them.  Together, we remain committed to fostering a national community of support for these brave heroes and their families.

This president signed this proclamation? This president, the guy who mocked a Gold Star family for speaking out against him; who assaulted the life and memory of John McCain; who deports  immigrant veterans despite the promise of citizenship for their patriotic service or the immigrant families of our veterans and soldiers; and who most recently has turned his "eternal gratitude" on Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman? This is the guy who proclaims

I encourage all communities, all sectors of society, and all Americans to acknowledge and honor the service, sacrifices, and contributions of veterans and military families for what they have done and for what they do every day to support our great Nation.

I can't even.

We're also celebrating, for the first time, National American History and Founders Month, a time for us all to remember that

...the United States will always remain steadfast in our dedication to promoting liberty and justice over the evil forces of oppression and indignity.  This same truth fuels us in our efforts to confront the challenges that face our citizens here at home, including protecting precious religious liberties, securing our Nation’s borders, and combating the opioid crisis.

Unless, of course, you're a Muslim, a person legitimately seeking asylum, a thoroughly vetted refugee, LGBTQ, a person with Temporary Protected Status, a political opponent born in the US or a naturalized citizen, and so on.

But let's include the opioid crisis as an "evil force of oppression and indignity," while we try to strip health insurance away from millions...  Also,

This month, we acknowledge the tremendous strides we have made as a people and recognize that our democracy’s survival is dependent upon a well-informed electorate.  To ensure the success of our future generations, we pledge to continue to build a more educated citizenry. We heed the warning of President Ronald Reagan that “freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.”

This is laughable, really, coming from a guy who lies in press conferences, lies in rallies, lies in Cabinet meetings, lies in tweets -- who lies about everything! All of his minions also lie, constantly, boldly, like clockwork, in lockstep with him, as if hearing themselves repeat something false will miraculously make it true. And knowing that if they are hearing themselves repeat something false, the president is hearing them, too, and that is good. For them. Not so much for us, but very good for them. And his supporters? Some of them believe the lies, all the lies, lie the lies right along with him, and call others liars for not agreeing with the lies. And no, 13,435 false and misleading statements do not a truth make... But,

To continue safeguarding our freedom, we must develop a deeper understanding of our American story.  Studying our country’s founding documents and exploring our unique history — both the achievements and challenges — is indispensable to the future success of our great Nation.  For more than two centuries, the American experiment in self-government has been the antithesis to tyranny, and our Constitution has secured the blessings of liberty.

This president doesn't give two hoots about the Constitution - it's just another thing about which he can uneducate the citizenry. His actions fly in the face of our founding documents, except the parts that serve his purpose-of-the-day, and he pretends the parts that don't serve him don't exist - you know, like the oversight stuff, or the Congress appropriates the money stuff, and more.

He proudly and officially compliments dictators, wishing that he had what they have -- an obedient press, subservient women, obscene military parades, and threatening people who don't agree with him. And he's got that last part, in spades.

Emoluments...government spending at Trump properties... promoting his children's personal financial interests... members of his administration doing the same...

As we sit today, he's obstructing Congress in an impeachment inquiry, he has his lawyers on a path of obstruction in ways the likes of which have never been seen before, even to the point of arguing that Trump could in fact kill someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and not even be investigated, much less indicted, while he's in office. (The president just loves that "the likes of which have never been seen before" stuff, so I thought I'd give it a whirl.)

Trump has got this American History and Founders stuff nailed, don't you think?

And the irony part? Yeah, well, that's going to have to wait for another day.

Meanwhile Back in Albany (v14)

Nathaniel Brooks/NY Times

New York's Sonofa Governor Andrew Cuomo gave his eighth State of the State (SOTS) address last Wednesday.

He chose a much more traditional route this year - no dog and pony shows across the state, just a "Castro-esque" speech about all of the things he wants to do as president in 2020 governor in 2018. The Castro comment, which I love, came from Colgate University professor Tim Byrnes; it comes near the 20-minute mark in this video.

So what's on the gov's wish list this year? He starts with sexual harassment, and a laundry list of proposals:

• no taxpayer funds should be used to pay for any public official's sexual harassment or misconduct;
• no state or local government enter into a secret nondisclosure agreement; 
• companies doing business with the state disclose the number of sexual harassment; adjudications they have, and the number of nondisclosure agreements they've executed;
• state pension funds only be invested in companies the Comptroller determines have adequate female and minority representation in management or on the board of directors.

And, he asked for enactment of the contraceptive care act and state legislature approval of Roe v. Wade. And a new independent, government-wide whistleblower process. And a strict, uniform code of sexual harassment policies that would be binding on all employees, all branches and agencies, all authorities, and all local governments.

Then came criminal justice reform, starting with the bail process. We need to be color-blind and wealth-blind, he said, and so unless the person poses a significant flight risk or threat to public safety, bail is out of the picture and everyone is released on their own recognizance. And a full work week for trial parts of our courts, judge performance used as a consideration for advancement, more timely filling of judicial vacancies, and speedier trials.  Legally binding corrective action plans for out-of-compliance jails is also on the table.

Then, after some talk about youth unemployment and non-specific requirements that local governments meet the same MWBE goals as the state does, Cuomo tackled homelessness.

What does it say about us as a society? That we now pass men and women lying on the streets with the same ease that we pass light poles and mailboxes. It has become part of our new normal, but it is abnormal and it is wrong...

New York state will ensure that every local government is effectively reaching out to homeless people, or they will not receive state funding. Period. I'm also directing the MTA and Port Authority, Centro, CDTA, the RGRTA, the NFTA and all our cities to do the same.  

And, for those who would say that they're unable to help the mentally ill homeless because the law doesn't let them, Cuomo vowed to change the law.

And speaking of changing the law, Cuomo dropped a little ethics reform into the mix here, vowing to ban all outside income for legislators. This may be a non-starter, since his commission to give legislators a pay raise (on the theory that they're full time, not part time) failed in 2016. You can read about that process here, here, here, and here.

Next up? The environment. Finally tackling the threats to our water, including toxic algae and the Grumman Plume. And,

• ending any investment in  fossil fuel-related activities in the state pension fund;
• two new RFPs for offshore wind, enough to power 400,000 households;
• suing the federal government if they release GE from any further obligation to clean up the Hudson River.

Opioids? He hit on that too, promising a "comprehensive solution: more prevention, more education, more enforcement, more treatment"  -- and more lawsuits.

But we also want to advance a new approach this year, the ultimate 'follow the supply chain' strategy. Big corporations may own Washington, but they don't own New York...

The opioid crisis was manufactured, literally and figuratively. Unscrupulous distributors developed a $400B industry selling opioids, and they were conveniently blind to the consequences of their actions. They pumped these pills into society. And they created addictions. Like the tobacco industry, they killed thousands, and they did it without warning.  We will make them pay for their illegal and reprehensible conduct. We will sue them, and we will stop the spread of opioids because too many innocent lives have been lost and the time for action is now before we lose another single life.

I was surprised not to see another call out on pension investments here. Big Pharma companies seem like an easy target, I would think, for a governor who seems particularly litigious this year.

Maybe dropping everything tied to 'fossil fuel-related activities' (which seems to mean no more oil and gas companies, no more chemical companies that are involved in any kind of research or development on petroleum products, or any companies having anything to do with fracking, or staffing and supporting oil rigs, or any of the oil and gas distribution companies and possibly any of the utilities, for starters), coupled with dropping companies that don't have an 'adequate' number of women in leadership roles in the company or the boardroom, is enough pain to suffer on behalf of all the over one million members, retirees and beneficiaries in the nation's third largest pension fund?

I'm going to stop here -- going back to Professor Byrnes' comment on Castro-esque, this has gotten us not quite to the bottom of page eight of the governor's nineteen-page SOTS address. We'll pick up in another post this week.